@JennInTheCorner: Give a banana to your uninvited house guest. Hold another banana up to your ear. Only respond to questions asked thru the "banana phone".
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@bobvulfov: GPS: left—left again—take another left—ur gonna want to take this left—stay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here
@lamefactory: 911, what's your emergency? What do you mean you've been stabbed? People can't do that, that's illegal.
@Cheeseboy22: Just started a new diet where I order Wendy's salad and then eat all my kids' fries.