@JennInTheCorner: Give a banana to your uninvited house guest. Hold another banana up to your ear. Only respond to questions asked thru the "banana phone".
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@Vodkantots: I'm incredibly flattered that my therapist thinks I should be in anger management. I've never even held an entry-level position.
@Lola_Areola: Four year olds can't even go for cigarettes or anything. Four year olds are useless.
@howe007: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic".