@Brianhopecomedy: Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Teach a 4 year old how to turn on the TV and you can sleep for an extra hour.
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@Reverend_Scott: Wolverine: [more mad than usual] I woke up today ON THE ROOF Prof. X: [glares at Magneto] Magneto: OH SURE IMMEDIATELY BLAME ME
@breatheandlove: My mind has been wandering so long, we're pretty much in a long-distance relationship.
@AimeeHelene1: If this paper cut is any indication of my pain threshold, then child birth would definitely kill me.