@OneStopComedy: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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@bridger_w: Amazing how a fight can break out at the grocery store over something as simple as knocking over someone's cart and demanding they fight you
@PussycatPlace: If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard.
@DaHess1: I told my dentist I wanted whiter teeth so he named them all Bryce and moved them to a gated community.