@OneStopComedy: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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@FrenulumBreve: Executioner: final words? Executionee:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Er: you done? Ee: didn't buy me as much time as I thought actually.
@just1fool: My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time.
@SondraDeeMe: If we got paid for how many tweets we put out, some of you would be millionaires in mansions. I'd be living in Government Assisted Housing.
@Stalker_Clown: I'm not looking for a TC, I'm looking for someone with a woodchipper who doesn't ask questions.