@delusionaliam: Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and it'll eat for weeks!
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@LuckoftheDraw86: God invented co-workers to remind us that dying alone wouldn't be such a bad thing.
@Rlpihl: [raises hand in math class] HOW DO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SPAM CORPORATION KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GETTING UNSOLICITED EMAIL?
@UncleDuke1969: [Hoth Rebel Base] Leia: How's Skywalker? Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now? Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe
@iGreenMonk: There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars