@AntozWolf: Give a man fish and you'll feed him for a day...... Give a fish a man and you're probably in the Mafia
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@badbanana: Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you.
@Nahdude83: Joe: If you love it so much why don't you marry it? Jim: Hmm [Two weeks later] Jim: Meet my new wife! *holds up Joe's wife's potato salad*
@joeldanger: My parents told me as a kid that R&B stood for ribbons and bows so when I heard Barry White in their bedroom I left them alone to do crafts.
@TechnicallyRon: My new erotic novel "Love in the time of autocorrect" will be out soon. Here is a sample