@goodballs: Give a woman an inch and she probably won't call you back.
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@wolfpupy: i won 100 dollars worth of chips at the casino, all i had to do was throw a brick through the vending machine glass
@panmidwest: Ok, all you people who adopt dogs and put "who rescued who?" stickers on your car... you drive me crazy! Clearly it's "who rescued whom?"
@jordan_stratton: You're not impressing anyone, server who didn't write down our orders. You're just making us anxious.