@goodballs: Give a woman an inch and she probably won't call you back.
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@AlexvanBeek: Unless: -The house is on fire -The cops are about to kick down the door -Or you're ordering food Do NOT talk to me while I'm on the toilet
@Cheeseboy22: Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
@duckpuppet: In these tough times, you can pop in the Titanic DVD to watch rich people die painfully, their money powerless against the fury of nature