@kamtweeting: Give me a few strong men, and I'll build a nation. Give me a few hot women, and I'll conquer the world.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@dafloydsta: [on a date] *wonders if she'll steal my fries while I use the restroom* *shakes Magic 8 ball* "YES" *takes plate of fries with me*
@juliussharpe: The Super Bowl is a great opportunity to let 200 million people know your ad agency sucks.
@Carbosly: I like to write all my death threat letters in Comic Sans. I find it lightens the mood.
@BlotterMonkey: Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill.