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@SatansTongue: Give me a massage
"Mm okay"
*rubs oil all over her*
*things get hot*
*things get too hot*
*she bursts into flames*
"Dang I used petroleum"

Give me a massage
“Mm okay”
*rubs oil all over her*
*things get hot*
*things get too hot*
*she bursts into flames*
“Dang I used petroleum”

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