@Jake_Vig: Give me five hundred good reasons you think I'm too demanding.
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@DBMaxP: Nothing says "Proper Retirement Planning" like a garbage can full of losing lottery tickets
@KalvinMacleod: [highschool reunion] CLASSMATE: I'm a top chef. You? ME: I'm an avoca C: a what M: an avoca C: what's an avoca do M: a top chef would know
@elvisknievil: My plan to reduce shark attacks. Get them hooked on meth. Getting gummed by a toothless shark probably tickles.