@Jake_Vig: Give me five hundred good reasons you think I'm too demanding.
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@jonnysun: INVENTOR OF SOUP: [holding water in one hand and sandwich in the other] wat if… wat if water was mor like sandwich
@zachheltzel: Never tell a psycho that they're psycho, because then they feel like they're obligated to prove it.
@DzNutz83: Your honor, if you watch the tape in reverse you can clearly see the officer planting the evidence in my vehicle.
@XplodingUnicorn: Maybe there is no baby I'm starting to suspect my wife's been stuffing her shirt with an increasingly large series of hams Now I'm hungry.