@Jake_Vig: Give me five hundred good reasons you think I'm too demanding.
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@causticbob: Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad to be alive? I just did and I won't be allowed on this airline again
@joshxhowie: Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club.
@wequiwa: If I wanted a more difficult pet I would choose a bird over a baby any day. At least it's acceptable to day drink with your parrot.
@LurkAtHomeMom: Every vote counts! Unless you forget to post your I voted sticker on Facebook, those ballots get thrown into an incinerator.