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@TheAlexNevil: "Give me the bad news, Doc--how long have I got?"

"Your wife's procedure will be an outpatient one so unfortunately you can't go to Vegas."

“Give me the bad news, Doc–how long have I got?”

“Your wife’s procedure will be an outpatient one so unfortunately you can’t go to Vegas.”

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