@robfee: "Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $57!"
-Every attorney apparently
@TheCiscoKidder: My 2yr old pointed at my crotch and said, "Big pee pee!" I'm taking him with me everywhere I go from now on.
@thesupergrobi: My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person.
@topaz_kell: Exposing myself to different cultures has an entirely different meaning than I thought.
*puts trench coat back on*
@davidkenny100: Pal: "on your date, ask her about herself. Oh! And girls love a guy into animals"
Me: "how much do you weigh? about as much as baby cow?"
@stockejock: What do we want?
ROCK HARD ABS!
When do we want them?
THE DAY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!