@robfee: "Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $57!"
-Every attorney apparently
@Thynebear: If cops used t-shirt guns instead of handguns they wouldn't even need to tell criminals to put their hands up.
@nachosarah: hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield
@cjwerleman: I think the only thing Fox News hasn't yet accused Michael Brown of is stealing Darren Wilson's bullets. #ferguson
@platinum2000: "Get over yourself."
*Me teaching clones how to play leapfrog
@jake_lach: I warned everyone that I take charades seriously and now three people are crying