@TheTweetOfGod: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Unless they're darker than, say, beige."- Statue of Liberty.
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@TraylorParker: Me: YOU CAN DO IT SON! Son: Why are you being so encouraging? Are you drunk? Me: Yep. So pass your driving test or we're walking home.
@missekay: People that say a watched pot never boils clearly don't understand the second law of thermodynamics or are blind.
@KimDotcom: "The problem with quotes on the Internet is that they're not always accurate." - Albert Einstein