@RadOrDie: Give the chick a break. Kristen Stewart TOTALLY looks sorry. Or happy. Or sad. Or constipated.
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@KateWhineHall: My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.
@UncleDuke1969: A rusted van sits under a bridge. Rats gnaw on moldy Scooby Snacks. Shaggy takes a hit off the pipe. "WHY COULDN'T YOU LOVE ME VELMA?"
@KalvinMacleod: When my wife tells me to wear sunscreen and I refuse to listen, it shows that I am my own man who is badly sunburned.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I hate when people think my real name is Jennifer, because it's not, it's Jennitalia.