@MUMSIEesq: Give them a Cheesecake Factory gift card this holiday season so they know you "grocery store checkout line" love them
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@zoeklar: my friend told me on first dates i should just "be myself" and "be confident" and i was like "ok but which one?"
@kiel_phillips: ME: I'd like to return a defective boomerang SHOPKEEPER: Ok. Where is it? ME: I have no idea
@simoncholland: Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster.