@MUMSIEesq: Give them a Cheesecake Factory gift card this holiday season so they know you "grocery store checkout line" love them
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@Reverend_Scott: Principal: about your son... Dad: our son? Mom: is he ok?? Principal: yes, yes. but you see, we've found that your son is cool. very cool. far too cool to have parents like you. [hits the intercom] Betty, please bring them in. [Betty enters with cooler parents]
@vapidaccount: It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs. The more you know.
@SteveKoehler22: No matter how spicy your sex life is ... If he's a two-thymer; cumin in that ginger Rosemary, my sage advice ... would bay to leaf him.