@MikeOdenthal: Given how, when I try to eat a banana, I end up holding the peel while the actual fruit falls to the floor, I'm ok never handling a firearm.
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@markydoodoo: There's "disappointment" and then there's "Waiter walking past my table with food I thought was mine disappointment"
@Sassafrantz: Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was "what do they know that I don't?"