@Izianikapani: Given my love of animals and hatred of housework, I predict my cause of death will be choking on a fur ball.
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@brianbowman73: I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!
@velvettusk: ♫ Is this the real life? Are you a manatee? Let’s beat up french fries I should lay off the LSD ♫
@ShadyLadyHH: My new hobby is sitting outside on campus at night in my 1940s clothes and when people say things to me, I say "You can see me?"