@dshack8: Given the number of tampon's wrappers in our trash either my wife is searching for the 1 with a Golden Ticket or shit just got real.
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@drunkNnaughty: I think there should be a mandatory test at 16 that you have to pass and if not, you get neutered or spayed.
@rainerfm: My boss got hit by a car while I was on my way to the wishing well so yes, I do have some spare change.
@mc_funbags: People say that Twitter is pointless but it's teaching my children to be self sufficient.
@Knob_ish: Scroll Scroll Scroll your phone, gently down the screen. Merilly Merrily Merrily Merrily MY GOD THAT'S OBSCENE!!!!!!!!!