@jazmasta: *gives ex wife's next door neighbour a drum kit for Christmas*
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@McKnightyBoo: It's great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don't feel like listening to people anymore
@RdrJay47: [Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table
@Twtercide: If you want the truth, ask a child. If you want some bullshit, ask an adult. If you want to end up in jail, ask your friends on Twitter.
@ipalatsky: An old Russian wisdom: Tell me who your friends are, And I'll tell you what you'll be charged with.