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@jazmasta: *gives ex wife's next door neighbour a drum kit for Christmas*
@Alyssa_Jolie: You haven't mastered the Art of Twitter, until you can subtweet yourself, while everyone else thinks it's about them
@TarzanFeathers: My wife remains very racist in her approach to laundry.
@AverageClo: On a scale from 1 - overweight black woman, how confident are you?
@heyevergreen: My circle of trust is a meatball
@P1ssed_K1d: Don't put all my eggs in one basket? Nice try, basket industry, I'm onto your marketing scam... #EasterBaskets