@fillthevacuum: *gives your eulogy after inhaling helium*
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@CovertAgentP: Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons.
@Ikea_Monkey_89: When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that shit.
@castabignet: My "Game of Thrones" is just me running around the mall looking for a clean toilet.
@AnOrangeSNES: If you're out of wallpaper, you can always resort to using a few rolls of duct tape for that nice silver look.