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@Jay_FrickinLynn: [Giving a toast]
"It was when I was entering blackout that I realized I forgot the Plan B at home. Happy 1st birthday, you little accident."

[Giving a toast]
“It was when I was entering blackout that I realized I forgot the Plan B at home. Happy 1st birthday, you little accident.”

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