@Brianhopecomedy: Glad I spent 40 minutes getting my 1 year old dressed so she could go outside for 3 seconds.
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@Marlebean: After my kid listened to that song on repeat for 3 hours, I'm pretty sure the fox said I should take a xanax.
@Sassafrantz: "911, what's your emergency?" Me: A cute guy at the laundromat walked past me while I was folding my period underwear.
@birbigs: I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot.