@WilliamAder: Glad I'm not a general, because auto-correct just changed "lunch order" to "launch order."
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@PharmerRPh: Judge: "Reason for divorce?" Me: "Reconcilable differences." Judge: "Don't you mean irreconcilable?" Me: "Ugh. You sound just like her."
@ManiacallySound: I seruptitously flicked a booger on a guy who was being mean to his wife. If this is what being a sniper feels like, I like it.
@LOUD_Thoughts_: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.