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@novicefather: [glances toward living room stenographer]

"Please read back what my wife said 45 seconds ago."

stenographer: I promise not to get mad

[glances toward living room stenographer]

“Please read back what my wife said 45 seconds ago.”

stenographer: I promise not to get mad

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