@junejuly12: *gleefully prepares egg salad sandwiches for milestone birthday party of office nemesis*
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@captainkalvis: You (someone who flips houses): I flip houses Me (an idiot): you must be very strong
@heatherlou_: If I could teach my kid anything it would be do not attempt to lay on my face. Give me my personal space please, tiny leech.
@NOTVIKING: [taking long drag from cigarette] if the blackbox can't be destroyed then why don't they just make the whole plane out of the blackbox material flight attendant: you are absolutely not allowed to smoke in here