@pleatedjeans: Global warming is real the number of hot singles in my area has been increasing since 2007 that cannot be a coincidence
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@broodingYAhero: For main female characters, prom is inevitable. Even if you try to skip it, a perfectly-fitting dress will appear in your life. Lock the doors, or run far away. No matter where you go, prom will find you.
@LaziestCanine: [teenage girl reading horoscope tweets] "Gemini's go to sleep when they are tired" HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO ME
@lovemydogduck: Dear Santa, My ex was very naughty this year. But I was very good. So you can just send me all his presents.