@pleatedjeans: Global warming is real the number of hot singles in my area has been increasing since 2007 that cannot be a coincidence
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@0point5twins: STUDENT: what's it like being drunk? TEACHER: see those 6 desks? A drunk person would see 12. STUDENT: there are only 3 desks.
@Fyrekrakr73: Hire a hitman is apparently not the correct answer to "what would you do if you won the lottery"
@backupbear: For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below: Still sucks.
@ValeeGrrl: He took both kids grocery shopping by himself so I could "relax" so now I'm sitting here suspicious that he's done something to piss me off.