@LnL245: Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting but no gorillas were shot on my watch.
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@sickipediabot: "70% of the people don't know how to use the superlative degree in English" That's the most stupidest thing that I've ever heard.
@stephenjmolloy: Doctor: "How many fingers am I holding up?" Ian: "err... 13..." Doc: "Yeah. Some of these are yours. You've been in a serious accident."
@SondraDeeMe: [party] ME: You're out of shrimp. HOST: That was fast. I'll get more. BF: Where are your manners? ME: Under the heap of shrimp in my purse.