@LnL245: Go ahead, criticize my overprotective parenting but no gorillas were shot on my watch.
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@hazelmotes1: Son, I grew up in a golden age when the bookstore didn't have an entire section labeled "Teen Paranormal Romance."
@timdonakowski: I wish someone would challenge me so I could help raise awareness for ice buckets.
@tastefactory: I have such a bad cold that when I breathe through my nose, it sounds like Marge Simpson sighing/expressing disapproval.