@jnrbtsn: Go ahead, judge me. Wait, let me get my bat first. Alright, I'm ready now.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@KeetPotato: me: "i re-wrote pulp fiction" director: "wow ok" [reads script] "this is literally just pulp fiction" me: "i didnt say it was different"
@howe007: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic".
@bugbucket: wonder why's theres a pizza laying here in the middle of the woods *eats it* *dies 82 years later* dammit it was a trap
@msdanifernandez: [during sex] him: Im so sorry. This literally never happens [takes out telescope to watch comet]