@TastyTuneTweets: Go ahead lady, call the cops. I have witnesses that say your toddler started it.
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@lipstck_junkie: My 6 y/o told me the medicine cabinet was our most important cabinet. Outwardly I agreed but inwardly: "no son, the liquor cabinet is".
@amyisforawesome: If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them.
@karri_leigh: My daughter is playing "you can't find me, Mommy"... I'm playing "I'm not trying, Suckaaaa".
@KevinFarzad: Language is cool because it's just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos.