@markleggett: Go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby. He'd be so freaked out that a baby is trying to murder him, you'll have the element of surprise.
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@RamblingMachine: My Mother asked me to suggest names for my brother's prospective children. I said I'll name the girl 'Denise' and the boy 'Denephew'.
@GabbbarSingh: People with Swiss bank accounts are often confused between their Bank balance and the Back Account number.
@TheMainlandBlog: If I can make even one person laugh on here then I'm not doing my job. The job I actually get paid for.