@trevso_electric: Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.
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@Rollinintheseat: Doctor's office: "Can you fax us your information?" Me: "Let me get a rock and chisel to write down your fax number."
@RorynotRoy: The girl that just walked by gave my dog a double take like she thought she might've gone to high school with him.