@knotyuraverage: Go hard or stay average
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@_xLNc: My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows.
@AaronFullerton: "Today's special is a grilled Chilean sea bass with white wine reduction. We recommend Instagramming it with the 1977 or Apollo filters..."
@PaperWash: HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window