@knotyuraverage: Go hard or stay average
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@Parentpains: Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that.
@FinallyHeSleeps: Nothing freaks out people like unblinking eye contact in a public restroom. Especially when you do it from underneath the stall divider.
@Statistar30: Sorry boss... You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test. It can't be both.
@PeaceInTruth1: Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know.