@: "GO SPORTS!" -how I cheer for all sports
@roxaroodw: He told me he was uncomfortable dating someone with so much inflatable furniture.
@Twisted_Mettle: Croutons and cherry tomatoes are the natural enemies of the plastic fork.
@OneyeBogey: Plan "T" is going to work out, I have a good feeling about this one.
@ShesARealGenius: [Snail Court]
Snail Lawyer: Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor?
Snail Judge: I'm sorry; we don't have that kind of time.
@SteveSuckington: Welcome to Gullible Victim Club.
Lol. I can't believe you showed up. Now gimme your purse or I'll stab you.