@living_marble: "Go to hell" is so abstract. "Get trapped in a porta potty for 67 months." Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.
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@Darlainky: Nice try appliances that play music when the cycle is over. You're not tricking me into enjoying housework.
@jon_snow_420: luke: yoda, i wish for........ your freedom yoda: i'm not a genie. i'm a person like you. i just look really weird
@thejamietighe: Coworker: What book you reading there? Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.