@ilikeyouguys: Go to tattoo shop to get both legs fully covered. Before he touches me w that needle, I run off yelling 'thanks for the free shave loser!'
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo.
@therealeatwood: KING ARTHUR: …and that is our noble quest. REPORTER: K, great. What shape is your table? A: Um, round? But that’s not really… R: Got it
@SwoonTwang: If I had a nickel for every time someone called me OCD I'd have 27 dollars and 15 cents.