@YourPrincess_L: God all I want is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't change me.
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@pmclellan: To avoid taking down my Christmas lights, I'm making my house into an Italian restaurant.
@JermHimselfish: Me: And then, for absolutely no reason, they changed the stars to hearts! We were all so mad Syrian Refugee: omg please send me back
@Mr_Kapowski: Me: You know, those little glow in the dark stars that kids put on their ceilings Mortician: I am 100% sure we don’t offer those in coffins
@BestWorstAdvice: If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't comeback, tell everyone she has herpes.