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@papasuncle: God: Basically u just chill.
Cow: Nice.
God: I mean, at first.
Cow: ...then?
God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat.

God: Basically u just chill.
Cow: Nice.
God: I mean, at first.
Cow: …then?
God: Then people murder u to eat ur insides & wear u as a coat.

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