@AaronMichael_: God created the orgasm so women can moan even when they're happy.
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@jonnysun: "ice, ice, baby. ice, ice, bab--no ice-- no thats definitly a babey" - man who has a job sorting babys and ice at the ice & baby factorey
@slimmy_shady: I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
@LOUD_Thoughts_: When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says.