@AaronMichael_: God created the orgasm so women can moan even when they're happy.
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@BradBroaddus: It really creeps me out the way my neighbor stares at me when I'm looking through her window.
@rad_milk: women wearing veils at their wedding arent fooling anybody. you invited us to this shit we know its you under there. cut the crap lady
@panmidwest: Having a mustache is a great way to stop people from drawing a mustache on you in permanent marker while you sleep.