@AaronMichael_: God created the orgasm so women can moan even when they're happy.
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@FinnMcIver: everyone's always saying 'the good ones die young', 'god only takes the best'. so I must be immortal
@PaperWash: hey can I use your bathroom? cashier: only paying customers jesus...ok just give me 9 double whoppers with cheese, a chocolate shake, 2-
@ceejoyner: Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege.
@khook32: If this cat doesn't stop trying to lick my plate, we're having Chinese for dinner tomorrow.