@samalmightysam: God created women and the devil taught her to smile.
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@SaltyCorpse: Toilet paper folded into a triangle in a hotel does nothing for me except remind me that someone touched the tp I need to use.
@sameblacklist: There should be an eBay for evil people so they can purchase evil people stuff without having their motives questioned.
@wife_housy: My son recovered from his illness while I was filling out all the paperwork in the waiting room.
@jonnysun: TERMINOTOR: come with me if u want to live ME: ok cool *just sits there* TERMINOTOR: COME WITH ME IF-- ME: ya i got it. im good right here