@samalmightysam: God created women and the devil taught her to smile.
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@wickedsuga: This kid in target fell on the ground screaming bc his mom wouldn't buy him candy & now she's yelling for us both to get up and be quiet.
@jonnysun: there was a girl on tv show who was crying sayin "i miss america" and it was real sad until someone corected her grammar and gave her a sash
@Book_Krazy: A cubical is a great place to reflect on all the bad decisions you've made in your life
@amishschool: My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism.