@ElliotHetherton: God [creating centipedes]: *falls asleep with elbow on the legs button*
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@amishschool: Thirty days sober folks. Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. I'm estimating.
@adamlucidi: All my exes are engaged, married, and/or have kids. I'm single. As far as I'm concerned, I've won.