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@ShutUpThatsWho: [God creating cheesecake]

GOD: [stuffing his face] oh man this is so good

ANGEL: shouldn't u share it?

GOD: [creates lactose intolerance]

[God creating cheesecake]

GOD: [stuffing his face] oh man this is so good

ANGEL: shouldn’t u share it?

GOD: [creates lactose intolerance]

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