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@Elizasoul80: [God creating mosquitoes]
"I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces."

[God creating mosquitoes] 
“I wonder how I could get everyone to spray chemicals on themselves and also slap their own faces.”

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