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@JustDontBugMe: [god creating raccoons]

God: Make a giant squirrel that's dressed like a burglar and greedy af.

Angel: But...

God: Just do it.

[god creating raccoons]

God: Make a giant squirrel that’s dressed like a burglar and greedy af.

Angel: But…

God: Just do it.

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