@SarcasticAlly12: God, designing a toddler: ya know what would be hilarious would be if it has no ability to reason but talks nonstop. Also make it trip a lot
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@Tmoney68: [Theater] GF: I got M&M’s. Me: I can’t eat those here. GF: Why? M: *exasperated sigh* Because it’s too dark to separate them by color.
@GaryJanetti: Before you tell me anything about your kid you should know I'm going to mentally leave my body.
@missekay: *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *has to pee* *watches soccer* *gets up to pee* *misses goal* :/