@maratesk: God gave you alcohol, sex and music. Why do you all talk about politics?!
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@topaz_kell: And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses.
@AndrewNadeau0: Me: I won't make it. Go on without me. Her: It's a toe cramp M: But I'm covered in some kind of clear blood H: That's sweat M: Tell my story