@maratesk: God gave you alcohol, sex and music. Why do you all talk about politics?!
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@AsaAkira: A lot of you are calling me "mom" lately. Is it cause I'm old? Or cause you respect me? I hope for your sake it's cause I'm old.
@ShoutingGoddess: You hurt the feelings of a person who was once the crush of a person who was once a friend of mine so you're a BAD person. ~ internet logic
@QwertyJones3: [during sex] ME: I'm Italian, how about you? HER: Finnish ME: Ok sure just give me a second