@maratesk: God gave you alcohol, sex and music. Why do you all talk about politics?!
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@VirgoSherry: My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out.
@skillsmcgill: Save money on laser removal of 'love hate' knuckle tattoos, by changing the last letter to an 's' and developing an interest in millinery.