@MrsMikePatton: God, grant me serenity to accept that people are ignorant, courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile & wisdom to realize murder is illegal.
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@HomeProbably: Everyone buries their problems in different ways. I bury them alive because killing people is wrong.
@tigersgoroooar: If a boy put rose petals all over my bed I’d be like you’re cleaning this up I’m not cleaning this up
@DanLaMorte: I look at beautiful girls the same way I look at traffic. Meaning that I'm stuck and going nowhere with them
@chuuew: [after giving performance of a lifetime] ME: I only wish... I only wish my dad could see me now MUFFLED VOICE FROM BEHIND EXTREMELY TALL AUDIENCE MEMBER: I'm sure you did great son