@MrsMikePatton: God, grant me serenity to accept that people are ignorant, courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile & wisdom to realize murder is illegal.
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@Ahm76: Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named "Insects Rabbit" and his catchphrase was, "What is transpiring, Physician?"
@4handfuls: AC changed "laughing at your gif" to "laughing at your God" and now I've accidentally started a religious war in this group text...
@ArfMeasures: [Phone] WIFE: Where the hell are u ME: Well u know that jewellers where u saw that ring u love? W: omg YES! ME: I'm petting a dog near there
@Shower4Thought: Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.