@WornOutMommy: God grant me the patience to accept the people whose outfits I cannot change.
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@robdelaney: .@WebMD Should blood basically be cascading out of my nose when I look at the sun ?
@Parentpains: Some coworkers remind me of my ex, because I would jump in front of a bus to get out of a conversation with them too.
@Chumpstring: Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring one of those long grabber sticks so you can take the other guy's gun away.
@BlindVigil: Q: "How long were you at your last job?" A: "Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"