@SerialFuckup: God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot kill, the courage to blow up the things I can, and the wisdom to not get caught.
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@mattZillaaaa: My bank called me for suspicious activity on my account & I was like "no, I went out last night"
@fart: the bad guy ships on star trek werent actually "cloaking" they just turned all their lights off
@Iwriteforcats: Cats make the best boyfriends because they're soft, loyal, and won't claim they're straight but then turn gay after one lousy date, BRENT!