@UNTRESOR: God has left this place
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@Sean_Burgundy_: People usually stop coming over to your house when you greet them with "Make yourself at home, BUT WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T OPEN THE FREEZER."
@iamspacegirl: uh NEWS FLASH Keith ur name rhymes w/ teeth. Yea how do u like them apples Mouth Boy. How do u like them apples promoting good oral hygiene
@BoomBoomBetty: [In meeting, puts cap on pen] Me: Thanks everyone. Coworker: Oh, also I nee-- Me: No, did you not see me cap my pen? This meeting is over.