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@PorkUrPine: God: Hmm now where did I leave that fish? It couldn't possibly have grown legs and walked away

Darwin: lol ur not gonna believe this

God: Hmm now where did I leave that fish? It couldn’t possibly have grown legs and walked away

Darwin: lol ur not gonna believe this

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