@ryaninco: God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib
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@Social_Mime: Walking my dog we saw a guy in a suit walking his dog and I know my dog is thinking I don't dress nice for him anymore.
@Sassafrantz: I'm always a big fan of the prison teardrop tattoo. It says I'm sensitive but I've killed people.
@Book_Krazy: Call me crazy but "dropping the ball" does not sound like a good way to start off a new year.
@brennadine: Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment.